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Professional Moron’s Anger Management Lesson #1.
Never get on the wrong side of a penguin. Anger’s increasingly prevalent in contemporary life. We all know this. It’s not something we’ve just invented on a whim; all you need to do is have a walk...
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What Is A Black Hole?
NASA’s artistic interpretation of a Super Massive Black Hole. Super! Continuing our scientifically didactic (in a bafflingly idiotic way) romp this week we’re having a look at Black Holes which, to...
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5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014.
It’s thyme to take the sandwich into the 21st century! Okay, so it’s 2014 and there are all manner of technological shenanigans going on. We don’t give a damn about curved screens on mobile phones,...
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The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces!
Even The Terminator gets hungry. Arnold S. Big Arnie. Arnold. The Austrian Oak. The Terminator. Schwarzenegger. The man with the muscles is most famous for his movie career, political work, and for...
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Do Robots Really Want To Work At McDonald’s?
“Do you want fries with that, mate?”. The really great thing about eating in fast food restaurants is the sense of moral superiority one attains. Why is this so? Due to the intense stupidity of the...
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The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!
“I will most probably be returning at some stage in the not too distant future.” The Terminator is back in cinemas with a new romp called Terminator Genisys. No, that’s not a typo or us being...
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Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza
He’ll be back… with nice clothes. One of the great things about the Terminator is the deadpan way in which Big Arnie slamdunks his lines home. We’ve covered the legendary “I’ll be back” in another...
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The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)
Grimace of the day. James Cameron’s first film came to him in a dream. The Terminator (1984) went on to spawn an increasingly worse movie franchise, a vast amount of pop-culture references, a movie...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!
“Consider that a divorce!” Our latest idea is for weddings overseen by mucsclebound big man Arnold Schwarzenegger. The idea is a couple gets hitched as Big Arnie quips one liners from his most famous...
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Journey to Silius: Terminated Sci-Fi NES Platformer Dude
Indeed.Here’s an interesting, if obscure, title from the NES. As with the likes of Ninja Gaiden, it dared to be daring. And it pays off quite well. Journey to Silius Nippon-based developer Sunsoft...
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